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Stamets @lemmy.world

1y ago

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Resistance is part of the fun...
- The safe-word is "Broccoli"
  
  Lieutenant Reginald Endicott "Broccoli" Barclay III
“Everyone just please wear safety helmets in the Klingon sex room. We don’t want a repeat of last time.”
Where would one find a place where such acts of despicable iniquity would be performed? So one can avoid it, of course.
- Quark has holosuites for rent by the hour.
  
  Ok but does he rent by the minute? Asking for a friend.
- Definitely not at my place on Sat 11pm...
  
  Cool. I'll bring the snacks.
You will be ASSimulated?
- more like ass-stimulated, hey-o
  
  "Resistance is futile."
  "...I mean......will I get disciplined?"
Tenforward ~~and Risa are~~ is leaking again.
- Risa
  
  Fixed
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

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