Rulemer

If you're cold, you wear a coat. If you're hot, you get heat stroke.

When I get cold I stay cold. It's like it soaks into my bones (I know that's not how heat works but that's what it feels like) no amount of added layers after that helps.
- You could try putting a coat on ahead of time if you know it's gonna be cold.
Take off your skin
Honestly one of my favourite ideas from the Castlevania animation. Isaac was a genius

Yes, the time of year with constant depression and the only outdoor activity being surviving is my favorite.

I'm constantly depressed in Winter because of the short days. Nothing more depressing than having to leave home for work in the dark and only returning when it's already dark.
- Darkness is actually great in areas without light pollution! Like polar opposite to "depressing"
This, so much. I hate the heat as much as anyone else, but the cold isn’t any better and at least in summer there’s more stuff to do and more sun for my Vitamin D-lacking ass.
I don't know where you live that item like that. In Finland there's a shitload of activities during winter
I also dont like summer.

future humans will spend summers trying to survive in air conditioning, & spend winters trying to survive in air conditioning. we did this to ourselves

No, billionaires did this to us 🪻
Climate change is just conditioning and preparing us for extra terrestrial housing

Well summer never made me want to kill myself so I tend to prefer it. Severe seasonal affective disorder is interesting.

That said these days I have ways of dealing with it. Turns out running during the winter days is kinda neat because you end up getting endorphins and UV. I also have one of those SAD lamps and they truly work for me. Nowadays I like winter a lot more - especially cozy stuff like knitting and tea.

I do think that the world's increasing waistlines affect people's attitude about summer. I know that the bigger you are, the more miserable the heat can feel. Plus wearing revealing clothes isn't fun for everyone, especially with things like chub rub. On the flip side, being skinny makes you pretty cold so the winter can be miserable. I know that no amount of layers would help the ache in my bones when I was underweight.

This is why autumn is bae. Hot enough to be outside, cold enough to not sweat, pretty colours and harvest activities, Halloween... Autumn wins. Close second is spring, which I hear is fabulous in many places, but in Canada is mostly just freezing winter temperatures, one week of trees blooming, and then just 30 C temperatures after that.

5'10" 160# here, winter gang.
Cold is optional, hot is not.
- That's your experience. No matter how well I dress, I can't stop my bones from aching in the cold. On the flip side, I'm typically comfortable in the heat, even in 38 Celsius temps. I obviously have an upper limit of like 40-45C, but so do most humans.
  Likewise it's not really safe to chill outside in -40 to -50C for most humans either. At that point you're getting frostbite through the wool underlayers, and the exposed skin will literally sting.

Fuck snow!

- U want sum fuk?

Awesome cave painting vibes

I have to remind myself that I'm in Ohio, and that nothing happens here, especially the hottest seven days in human history, I think we barely hit 90s this year. They happened somewhere. Not here.

So of course, I wouldn't understand why all the hateposts about summer. It doesn't kill people here. Winter does. Winter has black ice and doing a clownfall onto the back of your head that kills you or breaks a bone under (inconsolable weeping) American healthcare, so yeah, if that stuff doesn't happen to you in winter but summer hits 100F I'm sure you think summer lovers are crazy people.

Summer so hot down here we have to stay inside because of forest fires
Climate change also brings more chances to get extreme snowfall so that could be fun.

I feel like people who like snow have never had to wake up at 3am to start a 15 hour shift of snow plowing and removal. And then another day of it, and several more.

Snow plowing and removal at a scale larger than my driveway and sidewalks is fucking horrible. I used to love and enjoy snow prior to it being part of my job.

Father-in-law does that. He really likes it because he makes lot of money.

That’s me! (And I’m happy :)

At least you're happy bestie

I just wanna wear shorts and sleeveless shirts

i wanna not have to wear exactly that. i want my hoodie and jeans and im happy
Same but I also enjoying cross-country skiing and winter stuff like that. I guess where I live in Finland we get it good both ways, not too hot summers and alright winters (when we get proper amount of snow)
- Yea i'm a Finn too lol, I've kinda started to enjoy winters too

I prefer the cold to the heat, but snow and ice can go fuck themselves too. One time, it took me over five hours to drive home from uni, something that should take 50 minutes. A woman died in that traffic, she froze in her car

I just like being naked without being able to cut glass with my nipples

exactly; summer is great!

So much fun shit you can't even consider in the winter! Sure you can swim inside but it's not the same!
- I was so sick of summer that I moved to Minnesota, but indoor swimming pools are just weird. They're always awkwardly echoing spaces that smell funny and the water is frigid. I really miss nice outdoor swimming pools.

Global warming? Can’t wait!

You don't live in Canada where there's a fuck ton of snow for like 5 months

Dream
- You ever been in a place so cold it hurts to smile like you just took a big bite of ice cream?

its not that bad in Estonia

Preferring summer and warmth is a form of weakness, and Sam Houston knew that's why the South would lose.

I started singing songs from Grease before I understood the meme