Isn't this one really obvious? They are selling toupées for your butt and accidentally added a "W". Not confusing in the slightest, really.
That works too. I thought the first and the second sighn are switched. "Your carped only for 99$"Edit: Mine doesn't work forgot the "whole".
4th sign fell down. It probably said
ROOM
TODAY
Carpet for your only whole $99 room only