Music to my Ear
Music to my Ear
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Fun science fact. Crabs are always shit talking and making "yo mama" jokes.
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And, unlike lobsters*, they all talk with a hoarse Brooklyn accent.
"HEY! I'm scuttling heah!"
*who, as everyone knows, sing with a generically Caribbean accent
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I thought they always said "Whos your Daddy!"
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Go on. Try.
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Works in a pinch!
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^chit chit Chit CHIT CHIT SNAP Chit chit munch munch munch
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Well, not always, not if fren.
Like Casper the Halloween Mooncrab, such a polite cutie.
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I always heard this joke as "If you hold a stoat up to your ear, you can hear the sound of your own voice, screaming."
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Ears are not the preferred food of the crab, but they're quite adaptable.
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Adaptable ears!
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Sounds hurty.
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I'm pretty sure it sounds like "dad-u-chuk?" and "did-a-chick" and such.
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