The dream of a quiet life
The dream of a quiet life
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I tried but ended up in some guy's attic instead :-\ At least there's free weed 🤷 😅
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Score!
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Is it still a feminine urge if I'm a dude?
And can I bring my wife? She'd love the big creepy castle AND the queen-of-the-dead vibe.
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You can be hers and the vampires blood bag
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replace vampires with cats and you've got Enya.
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Shit. Livin' the dream.
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I suspect it has something to do with all the neck biting.
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Historically, the vampire's bite aims for the nap of the neck, the décolletage, and the inner thigh.
Why women would be into this remains a mystery.
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"BLEH! I'm sorry, I'm already in a committed relationship. Bleh!"
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Everyone has this urge. That's why vampires are so dangerous
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I want that,minus the vampire,and I'm a dude...although I'd split the castle with him,and any ladies that joined him,if they left me alone.
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Sure but would she still want him if he didn’t have the big creepy castle?
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Suspicious death due to blood loss
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"What is a woman? A miserable pile of secrets!" - Dracula
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That's feminine?
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Old Hungarian landlords trying to get a girl's number on OnlyFans will say this all the time.