When beards are popular, don't have a beard. When clean-shaven is popular, grow a beard. You want to zig when the crowd zags.
You have opened my eyes. I just shaved off my eyebrows and plucked out my eyelashes.
Save some for the rest of us!
Now dirt will get into your eyes and close them again.
Meh, I'm just going to keep my beard regardless of whatever the trend is. I couldn't really care less about what's popular or trendy at any given time, nor do I have the desire to be in the know.
A man without any hair kinda suggests he can take out any foe in one punch.
or that he owns amazon
Or that he vlogs his travels in backwater soviet countries
So many men would be 500% more attractive
To you, what about others or themselves?
The rest of that sentence was, if those men find out what looks good on them. As in, on those individuals, specifically.
This was the first time on Lemmy I had to suppress the knee-jerk urge to insult someone.
Everyone can improve their appearance with education and effort. Everyone.
That fucking moustache lmao
PLEASE CLEAR THE AISLE, MOUSTACHE COMING THROUGH
I think they used this guide for DRG haircuts.
I wanna combine the side burns, the mustache and the eyebrows. What would that convey?
I'm guessing not a fierce, distinguished man of financial stability.
Pearson: Why are you dressed so ridiculously, sir?
When beards are popular, don't have a beard. When clean-shaven is popular, grow a beard. You want to zig when the crowd zags.
You have opened my eyes. I just shaved off my eyebrows and plucked out my eyelashes.
Save some for the rest of us!
Now dirt will get into your eyes and close them again.
Meh, I'm just going to keep my beard regardless of whatever the trend is. I couldn't really care less about what's popular or trendy at any given time, nor do I have the desire to be in the know.