In appeal, anti-abortion activist Lauren Handy's attorneys see chance at taking down decades-old law protecting clinics

But that's not in line with small government principles - clearly, we need cameras in bedrooms to accurately capture the moment of conception so we can enforce arbitrary laws... just like the founders intended.

As Grover Norquist famously said, "We need a government small enough that you can drown it in a bathtub [...] and it should be in our bathrooms so you can reach it without needing to towel off first."