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Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works

1y ago

5 Feep Deet

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5 feep isn't that deet really.
- It's a little deet.
- Yeah I’m 5’11” maybe six foop
  
  I'm a quarter of a finch short for 6 foop
- it's in fact quite shallot
archeology and historian: "ah yes, this is part of ligma language"
- The ancients would hold elaborate ligma balls, with dancing and feasting.
  
  Who's Steve Jobs?
- Some calamity wipes out most of humanity and hundreds of years later, historians are puzzled by the funny McDonald's marquee message some kid arranged as he was flipping off his manager.
Apparently I'm dyslexic enough that I read this twice thinking "what's the joke?"
- Only twice?
I'm fourpeen and this is deet
- fourpeen
  That's gotta be a pretty rare condition.
  
  Like utters
  
  They'd save children, but not the British children.
Muricans using anything but metric
Took me a few re-reads before I noticed... I need more sleep.
- Do you need more sleep or do you neep more sleed?
  
  Thank you for making me reread the previous post lol.
  
  That too.
- It's actually a GIF that times the letter switch perfectly for when most people aren't looking at that part.
Fuck you, mosquitoes!
Fuck
You
The feepening
Parco!
Molo!
“Sign’s done, boss”
Just enough to soak my hooves in.
No fap on dat.
Feep deet

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