Screw Uber!

I'd book that lad any time as long as he can adapt to hollering "hell yeah sister".

We're all brothers on this blessed day
- Speak for yourself.
It's okay, it's the gender-neutral of form of the word 'brother.' You know, like 'dude.'
But I'm also sure he'll accommodate your simple request as long as you're not a narc.
- Lol, I actually had to google what an eight ball was, but I was already sold at whiskey. So, clearly not a narc. Also not Spez. ^^
I have a proposal...
- Cool, I'll get the strapon!

Crank up Kickstart my heart and drive me to the dentist!

卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄　乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

I am into this, but I want at least 1in 3 corners to be taken sideways in slo-mo.

Also, can I have whisky and an 8-ball too?

I think they mean that's for the client. I'd rather my driver not be drunk and high, cool as it may be.
- Called an Uber Friday night. Dude was much more drunk than I was. I ended up having him crash on my couch.
- My driver can have a little coke sometimes, as a treat.

"Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer."

"Hell yeah, brother!"

"Take this trail road in the wooden area its a shortcut dont worry about your balljoints and berrings"

" Hell yeah brother !"

He didn't say he would do anything you say. Just that he'd agree with it.
- Based off the Firebird owners I've seen.... he'd do it.

I like how the Germans pronounce it, with the umlauts and all.

Moet-ley Cr-ewe

When we came up with the name, we didn’t even know what umlauts were. I can remember it like it was yesterday. We were drinking Löwenbräu, and when we decided to call ourselves Mötley Crüe, we put some umlauts in there because we thought it made us look European. We had no idea that it was a pronunciation thing. When we finally went to Germany, the crowds were chanting, “Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh! “ We couldn’t figure out why the fuck they were doing that.
-- Vince Neil
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2009/11/motley-crues-vince-neil-is-finally-bored-with-boobs
- That’s great, thanks for sharing
- How does the band pronounce it?

Everyone needs a friend like Todd sometimes

I got a bro like that. During the summer we like to drive around the city with a 6 pack of beer. We end the drive after I we each had 3 beers. Sometimes people drive better while drunk.