Holland has so much space

You can drive 13 hours from NYC and still be in NYC. A sane mind cannot comprehend this.

Especially if you take the tunnel
First time visiting, i arrived in Sāo Paulo in a Bus, when i saw the sign "Welcome to Sāo Paulo i stood up and started to get my things... When we got to the São Paulo Bus Station, 5 hours later, i understood why the other passengers were very amused by my behavior.
The truelly scary part is you only be a mile away if your lucky :)

If you drove circles around my neighborhood for 13 hours, you'd still be in my neighborhood. The non-local area'n mind cannot comprehend this.

If you sit in the car and make engine noises for 13 hours you'd still be in my driveway! The adult mind cannot comprehend this.

I can walk 13 hours in my bedroom and still be in my bedroom. An insane mind cannot comprehend this.

You can cycle for 13 hours anywhere in the country and still be alive, usa'nean mind can't comprehend this

Damn, that meme really struck a nerve with the Europeans, huh?

As someone from neither place - I'm guessing it didn't strike a nerve, so much as it struck a funny bone.
There's just something ludicrous about the phrasing.
It is more like a ridiculous argument that we are now ridiculing.
Show me one person who brags about driving in a single location for so many hours, outside of the memes.
- It didn't really seem like an argument to me... more like a joke that some people took way too seriously.

You can walk 13 hours towards Mordor and still not be in Mordor. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

It's funny how Google Maps has a reference to this if you tell it to give you walking directions to "Mordor".
Although I don't think it works with every starting location.

New friend: "hey, we live close, why don't you come over?" You: go fill circle through the whole country to get there

Gru when he sees one of his adopted daughters:

Holland is only the western part of the netherlands.

Well that trip has maybe 1 hour in Holland. The rest is other provinces.

🤫 They don't know that
- Are nether lands anything like nether regions?
Everyone knows Holland = Netherlands = Holland

You can drive 13 hours from R'lyeh and still be in R'lyeh, the euclidean mind cannot comprehend this.

I mean, if we wanna be silly about it

Bonus, here's my travels from my home-state from my current home to my girlfriend's home-state, back and to where we are planning on moving next year.

You can drive in Russia for 161 hours and still be in Russia:

Yeah, but plenty of the land contributed to Russia doesn't belong to them, so its fake
- To Magadan!
And that's not even a lap like the OP's picture (if Russia even has such roads to approximate driving the perimeter)
- Best joke of the day! You wouldn't even consider the road across a road, lmao, perimeter.
You can drive 30minutes into Russia and end up in Ukraine! No matter where you start from
- If you are male russian citizen between age of 18 and 30, that is not currently a student, then yes. Or doctor of any age.

Sir this is a circle

After seeing the other post a minute ago. This is the shit posting that I love to see.

If you drive the border of Texas it is a trip more than 40 hours long. Two straight days of non-stop driving. The US is stupid big and has an insane amount of roadways, you could drive your whole life and have roads you have never been on.

This meme is a joke. Of course the Netherlands is absolutely tiny, of course you can drive further in pretty much every US state.
and yet people are homeless

That's just cause y'all's roads are slow.

Texas has many roads with 80/85mph limits. (128/136kph)

I was in Texas for the eclipse. It messed me up driving on little two lane country roads with a 75mph speed limit. Back home only the big highways get close to that
Is that scale real?

You can drive for an unlimited amount of time as long as you circle around the streets of your city

TIL in Texas and Holland you can only drive on a road once.

13 hour drive that’s like Kansas pfff lol. At least it feels like 14 hours every time I drive across it

I'm reasonably sure that that route neither begins nor ends in Holland. I think Holland is the western area of the Netherlands, not the northernmost bit.

In about a century it'll be quite a bit smaller than it is now, meaning that 13 hours it takes to drive the Nether- I mean Holland would become... I'm guessing 10 hours (I have no idea how to calculate stuff like this myself, so please downvote this comment if I'm too far away from the correct answer)

A what mind? Are they trying to say American? Do people not know that word anymore?

J. O. K. E.