Get railed in a sundress season
Get railed in a sundress season
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If he didn't like it, he wouldn't have invented getting railed in a sundress.
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« I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I rail and get railed in a sundress; I, the LORD, do all these things. »
- Isaiah 45:7, probably
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Welcome back to heaven, Jesus!
Man, that was fun. Next time I'm going as a girl in a sundress!
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I just wonder why it needs to be a certain season, and why a sundress is required.
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The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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I think it's worth reminding people of the amazing song "God is a Freak", by Peach PRC
God is a bit of a freak
Why's he watching me getting railed on the couch
Staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
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I guess Bonnie made it to age 60 being a virgin and pleasing God somehow, and wishes that desolate solitary misery on everybody else
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being a virgin and pleasing God somehow
Well, there's a reason they say that the most powerful position is on your knees..
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I can practically hear the rattle of pearls being clutched and gasps of indignation. How much you want to bet Bonnie was getting hers when she was young but that was "just in fun" or "she didn't know better but does now"?
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Isn't one of their big rules "Be fruitful and multiply"?
I take that to mean getting railed in sundresses is perfectly christian.
And the Lord commandeth, "Go forth and do some ho shit"
"Do some shit" definitely implies anal.
And by be fruitful and multiply he clearly meant, only having sex with the lights out, under the covers, in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation.
Also female orgasm is a sin, she's basically whore then and probably would also enjoy it with others