1y ago

Man shows eclipse to his fish

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This is what a Lovecraft story looks like from the eldritch beings' perspective.
- Cthulhu: Hehehe imma put some eye magic on that guy and let him see the cosmos hehehe
"Higher being" is true in a strictly topographical sense.
Growing legs and flopping out of the oceans was a mistake.
- Depends what you think of as a mistake
  Despite the propaganda life isn’t better 🎵 under the sea 🎵
  We became apex predators on land and can/are killing every species
  
  In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
- Fuck, I have to pay taxes.
This fish just got a fucking GOOlock backstory
Ripped from his home and exposed to the nature of the cosmos in an unprotected manner thet leaves it blinded and desperately confused for the rest of its life
- It's wearing glasses
- For those of us not playing the home game: "great-old-one warlock." It's not some advanced racial epithet.
  Probably. I mean it is D&D. Everybody hates everybody.
Really..? No one has mentioned that he has taken the glasses off himself to put on the fish. That’s some BIG IQ business right there.
- Maybe his own, too. He’s rockin the safety squints.
  
  He's aiming down the sights of the fish though. So he benefits from the fish's glasses
Man shows the dark god his hunt.
You think that's really his fish or does the fish belong to itself?
Wait until all of the fish's friends chained up in a cave hear about this!
Probably didn't work. Fish eyes are adapted for seeing through water, not through air. Probably just looked like a fuzzy blob amongst a bunch of other fuzzy blobs.

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