My breakfast routine
My breakfast routine
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This reminds of that time I came back home so wasted I thought eating a kebab while taking a shower with my clothes still on was a good idea.
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Once I had a shower beer, slipped and hit the floor on my back, glass shattered all around me. Too scared to move because I was rather intoxicated—hence the fall—I had my house mate throw a towel in so I could cover myself, then they shut the water off and told me where I could safely crawl out backwards with my elbows.
It was stressful. And I still got cut on leg somehow. Very easy clean up though.
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Very easy clean up though.
So it all went according to plan!
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Mayoknees
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WOW! You really orgasm A LOT for a burger & fries. Is this some new kink? I mean, that bun is not that sexy bro.
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Don't yuk his yum. He's not hurting anyone.
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No one gets hurt until it lands in your eye.
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This actually looks like a real photo and not an AI generated pic. If so, props to OP for the dedication in creating this monstrosity.
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It is not my creation, but it is a real picture I found. I appropriated it from somewhere.
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The only bad part of that picture is the socks on in the tub, besides that I could get behind a bath burger or six.
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NY biggest problem, if you made this.meal yourself, is your choice of cut on your fries... immediately soggy, regardless of bathwater.
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I threw up in my mouth
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Same. Unrelated to the picture
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At least you’re using Duke’s, clear evidence you’re still sane.
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That's the one time a grocery store deal actually achieved its purpose of getting me to permanently switch brands. That mayo is perfect down to the texture.
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What do you do for diner?
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No ice cream? Weird.
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Nice homage to the 2009 classic Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games at Vancouver!
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girl breakfast
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Is that mfin potato salad?
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Mayo
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Pretty sure it's just a heaping amount of mayo.
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Is there a "Thanks, I hate it" community? Please cross post 💀
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chiccken Louisiana 🥳
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Damn Dutch
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He has a plan
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Must be Canadian
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This makes me want to commit a crime
Whatever you commit against OP can not be a crime, merely justice
Wet sock mayo burger please
But two crimes don't make a right O:
-1 * -1 = 1 checkmate