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1y ago

Bologna cup

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- "Yes I am looking directly at it."
A sandwich but it's fecal matter instead 👍👍
- Thanks, I have a feeling this is going to come in very handy 😄
  
  The Hipstet Utseende.
I'm sorry but we're going to have to ask you to leave.
(I feel like this might read bad... It's just a joke! ;P)
- We would have accepted "get the fuck out."
Pocketing this for April 1st
- That's still a ways off, you'll ruin your pants.
  
  I shat them years ago they're perfect for this.
Remember to make a batch of half and half peanut butter and bologna for Halloween.
- I love the way your mind works
!shittyfoodporn
- c/stupidfood
I would absolutely eat like 10 of these in one sitting
Glass of water but it's actually concentrated prussic acid.
Seems risky, because people don't expect chocolate to need refrigeration.
- Found the guy who isn't from Arizona
Okay I might just make these and leave them in the break room at work
The Bologna Cup sounds like an award for excellence in disinformation.
- Brb going to make an award panel, similar to the razzy award for acting.
- I thought it was a soccer derby.
am i insane for actually wanting to try this
- Don’t forget to add a layer of mayonnaise in between the bologna.
Everyday We Stray Further From God's Light
Why is this mortadella without fat? A vegan one? Heresy!
- Because it's not mortadella. It's American bologna, which is just a solid pink mass in the same shape of, but otherwise wholly distinct from actual sausage.
ATBGE
Mmmmm, balogna and chocolate in a cup. Why are we just now inventing this??
- Because of capitalism. In the beforedays, capitalism was not around. Nothing was invented. But then came capitalism, and inventions were invented. Capitalism excels at inventing and re-inventing and re-bettering things, as cheaply as possible. That's how you get bologna chocolate cupcakes.
  
  And that's why I spell Capitalism, "H" "I". I welcome capitalism in all it's beautiful plastic material forms, including chocolate balogna cups and popcorn buckets with fleshlight appendages.
Usually I am against involving the police in non-violent situations....but I'm calling the police
Must resist downvoting......
Cursed
I love it!
c/stupidfood, please

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