Seals

Morals of a seagull fucking got me

Seagulls are smart motherfuckers

So what I’m hearing is they’re sea huskies

Do huskies have the morals of a seagull?
- Do most animals choose between right and wrong, or are they acting on instinct?
I was going to say Sea-Min-Pin but the OP never used "on PCP" as a descriptor.
- Semen pin, you say?

Yeah, Sea Lions are obnoxious and destructive but not usually malicious. But Seals can be mean just for fun. They would make excellent early 2000s prank show hosts.

Id guess most people think of fur seal pups or something when they think of seals. I think of the leopard seal. Mean motherfuckers

the intelligence of a toddler

Is that more or less intelligence than a cat?

Fun fact, trying to determine if a dog is more intelligent than a cat is nearly impossible because that it's hard to tell if the cat doesn't understand the test or just can't be bothered.
- Wasn’t there a study on cats that concluded something like „cats know when you call their name but just don’t care“?
- The cat understand perfectly the test, but think that, if you like it so much, leave me alone and do it yourself. A dog is a pack animal and for this reason it obeys, yes or yes, the leader of the pack, the owner, a cat or felines in general, with the exception of lions, they are solitary hunters and do not have the concept of a leader, A cat sees you as an equal, at most a friend, but not as a leader. This has nothing to do with intelligence, but with the very nature of these animals.
It depends. If the toddler is trying to actively kill themselves, they are super smart AND fast. On the other hand, I'm told that some cats share a braincell, and if it's not their turn with it, then that's that.
It all depends on the frame of reference.
yes
- Inclusive or will get you every time.