Lunch time!
Lunch time!
Lunch time!
I've never been so offended in my life. This is fucking blasphemy.
Watch me put pineapple on that, to prove you wrong.
You monster ಠ︵ಠ
Hmm… I may have to try this…
To be fair, ketchup is mostly sugar and vinegar. Sushi already has vinegar in it and the sauce already on there is presumably something like teriyaki - which is also based on sugar.
Is that even legal where you live?
Fish? Yes!
And what that on the breaded fried roll?
BBQ sauce!
Probably hoisin sauce
Something umami, of course. I was just saying in the spirit of ketchup on salmon.
Get out
I will punch your dad in the cock
Thanks, I've not gotten the chance to do that myself yet.
Np bb <3
Could at least have used Heinz, you barbarian
They're gonna send a nuke back, for this one
Oh god...
Don't worry, I added some curry powder later
You're disgusting. BBQ sauce is the only way.
That better be wasabi flavored
Da gehört 'ne ordentliche Ladung Hela druff
I wonder how it tastes. At shittier sushi places those "salmon" sushi are completely tasteless. Not that this would be an improvement
Haven't the Japanese people suffered enough?
General Reposti
That's my name, don't wear it out
I really don't like sushi but good salmon or trout is frigging expensive and tasty
I'd rather eat that fish without any seasoning or sauce
Ketchup? With lobster salmon? Head explodes
This man needs to be put in a Japanese jail and force fed proper sushi until they learn what sushi is
They shouldn't have killed Harambe
ithadtobebrazil
Jeans?
I love how the guy making this joke can’t bring themselves to commit to the bit.
Guaranteed he put one drop of ketchup just for the meme then panicked and carefully removed it with tissue paper. Good sushi isn't cheap, man.
No reason to think that is good sushi though