We haven't even started memeing about the "AI-enabled menu changes".
Yeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.
What the actual. I literally have no words.
It looks like they won't increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it'll stay like that for long.
It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date
OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...
2025:
I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches
Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches
Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.