1y ago

Vile

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When he says he eats a lot of pineapple and celery but he's also one of those dudes that thinks it's gay to wipe your ass.
Don't get
- Allegedly, eating pineapple makes one's semen taste better.
  Also, relevant username.
  
  Next time I eat pineapples I'll test out this theory
  
  According to an ex the improvement was negligible.
  That said, some dudes semen is rank for what I've heard. I've also heard mine is naturally good.
  Moral of story eat a well balanced diet, don't smoke, exercise.
Does it actually work? The pineapple thing?
- As far as scientific evidence can demonstrate, no.
  As far as anecdotal evidence suggests, yes.
  The likely explanation? If you're the type of person to eat pineapple / drink pineapple juice regularly for a while, you're also likely to do the other things that make your stuff taste delectable - like exercising, eating healthily and not drinking loads of coffee and smoking. Cause if you don't do those other things, you could have all the pineapple you like and still taste bad (particularly smoking).
  
  drink pineapple juice regularly for a while, you're also likely to do the other things that make your stuff taste delectable - like exercising, eating healthily and not drinking loads of coffee and smoking
  Yes it's true! I was pleasantly surprised at the delicious cum of one such man ❤️❤️ Oh he was so wonderful I think about him often. But he thought he was too good for me so he wouldn't let me keep him 😢
- Yes but it takes a while and any citrus will do the trick.
  
  Nah every time I'm with a pineapple I cum in seconds
I think a study showed the pineapple method works after a few months, not days.
Awww yisss I called this one being you Stamets 🖖😁
- I cannot be that predictable lol
  
  I'm still wrong all the time, but this one was just perfectly Stamets I felt lol

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