Protip:
Protip:
Protip:
At the risk of un-funning the meme, this is hard as hell. Took some health issues to snap me out of it and start taking care of myself. I know some folks that aren't stopped by health issues. Food addiction really sucks and erodes your willingness to deny it. Consent is a small part of the picture, though important.
They say quitting smoking is very hard, but quitting food abuse is harder.
I quit smoking years ago. It was rough, but at least I never need to smoke another cigarette for the rest of my life. It's a lot easier to maintain "never" than to maintain "daily but not too much".
Same boat. It took my health totally imploding to galvanize my resolve to look closely at what I might do and do it. I lost 115 lbs and have kept it off 22 years this summer. Managed to resolve all my metabolic health problems and vastly improve some unrelated ones. My quality of life improved in many ways. A tough row to hoe. Yet totally worthwhile for me anyway. And I do recognize there is a privilege in being able to devote the resources to one's health. I know it's far tougher for lots of folks. And certainly more so now than a couple decades ago.
Don't want to poop for 3 days? Just say no.
Poop cannot legally leave your body without your consent.
Shame your wisdom came too late to help that poor fellow.
thin people just have a way of shutting that whole thing down
Their mouths?
I understand that food is delicious and it is enjoyable to eat but have you considered that the combination of being either poor or cheap, while also being lazy can make you skinny?
I seriously don't even want to go to the grocery store, pay for all these groceries, unload all that shit from my car, prepare a meal, eat it (the only nice part), do the dishes, put the dishes away, take out the trash, clean the kitchen.
Eating less food less often is way easier than doing all that stuff, and its way cheaper. Fast food isn't even inexpensive nowadays and its so bad for you.
Don't be fat, be cheap and lazy.
Ironically eating takeout, fast food like McDonald's is one of the more reliable low calorie meals. Chicken Burger, diet drink and 6 nugs is 700 cals where the norm seems to be around 1000 by me. Subway is probably the best for me with a 200 cal salad but I'm not craving take out to eat a salad
I'm a little calorie whore
Be careful, little calorie whores quickly become big calorie whores ...
The eight fake spiders you eat in your sleep every year have entered the chat.
:(
I'm going to need ... Whatever the appropriate number of tiny handcuffs is. That's illegal.
Why is the left burger on top of a sliced tomato and a piece of lettuce?
They should replace that would onion rings and bbq sauce.
The coke is the unhealthiest part ironically. The burger is the healthiest part because if you don't put loads of sauce, it's pure beef, lettuce and tomato with a roll. All healthy ingredients.
The chips are medium- healthy, the problem being the oil. So only have a few if you can, preferably without salt.
Something like KFC is far worse because the chicken is coated in crumbs and deep fried - LOADS of bad oil.
Processed meat is a known carcinogen so unless that's a vegan patty the chips are probbaly healthier.
The human body has a way to shut that down /s
Dare to resist!
How can I lose weight if lettuce keeps falling out of my burger?
Wished you had shared this with that vegan chick who died.
WHAT? Died due to not eating?? There's enough vegan food in the world?
This is my strat for dinner as I broil bacon and filet mignon
The great thing about eating the rich is the multitude of uses their rendered fat has. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Almond mom memes
I CONSENT
Problem is they have gained psychological warfare tactics, hahaha.
yeah food science creates a helluva drug. fat,salt,sugar dopamine addiction.
Where'd you study tactics, boy?
Eat these French fries or you'll be alone forever