A Linux user lives here

Wait is the joke that it has no windows or that some Linux users have never gone outside in their entire life?!?

What's this "outside" people keep saying I should go to? I use Arch, BTW.
- I've been there. It's awful. Full of natural light and... blegh... people.
  Zero stars, I'd rather use Ubuntu
- It's this place where the light burns your skin and the plants release pollen that triggers your allergies. Nobody should go there unless they're one of the people that makes desktop wallpapers.
yeas
Both of those things, plus also that due to Linux is being best served via the command line, so a "GUI" like a window would be unnecessary

I see he hasn't installed the window manager yet

I suppose no backdoors either

headless computers be like...

Things people do to avoid window tax.

Theres a tax on.......windows?
- There used to be
  These days we have a license cost for Windows.

Nah, just a Russian millionaire with problematic opinions.

Door appears to have a Window

Only one though, so they're good

Germans would hate to live in that house due to no lüften.

Und so verwirren sie alle us-amerikanischen Einwohner
stellt das Fenster auf kipp
There is nothing more German than a Rollladen that gets closed religiously at 18:30, even in summer when there is daylight till after 22:00.

I mean, true, technically windows ARE the largest heat loss source. Also they are very bright!

We really should have insulated window blinds or shutters that easily / automatically close at night or in the winter.
- Germany is laughing at us rn
Drawback: zero ventilation. I sincerely hope Harry Homeowner here doesn't have any pets, especially ferrets.
- True but then you can just get an HRV/ERV.

Bro why does this freak me out.

It is highly unsettling. Its real enough and I think it's the imagining walking past that and it feeling like a glitch in the matrix.

So, what’s this really? Is it photoshopped or is it a pump station/electric substation?

It could be some type of service building made to look like a house so that it blends in better with the neighbourhood.
Here's an example of an electrical substation made to look like a house.
Yeah these days this is done in 2min with remove tool.
- It’s been GIMPed.

Finally, enough wall-space for all my bookshelves.

Linux user probably can’t afford a home, so maybe a MacOS user

lol downvotes are funny considering at least two threads on the front page are about unaffordable housing prices. Wasn’t trying to be mean, just an attempt at topical humor, sheesh

I bought a house with the money saved from buying windows*
*This is a lie

A. Huxley wants to live here and have television walls instead of windows.

The iHouse

Perfect

Seems like this one used the firewall to block all remote access. Only the Port [door] is open. .. maybe he overdid it

I get it, it's because this house lacks personality. Like a Linux user.

Shit, guess if I stuck with windows all those years ago, I would have a personality like yours..
Sounds like I made the right choice!
Lack of windows is a personality trait for computers AND homes
- For an emo/dark computer, you build an anti rgb pc with a case that has a glass side panel