Different Eggs
Different Eggs
Different Eggs
♫ When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help me get large. Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge! ♫
Just imagine sitting down and eating five fucking dozen eggs to start your day. Gaston is insane.
lets out sulfur farts all day
their turning the freakin hens gay
This feels more like mildly infuriating since the color gradient is just slightly off
I'll be damned if I'm gonna eat a blue egg
What are you, chicken?
You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs
I love the bantam egg on top.
It makes the whole thing look like some kind of ergonomic laptop keyboard, with that egg on top being the mouse clit.
I’d like to see a computer user in 1985 try to parse this.
Gayggs
I dont know whats driving this impulse but I really want to lay on them like a bed of nails
QWERTY
And tney all taste the same on the inside.
Just like us
Is there a way to tell what eggs might have deep orange yolks? I find they taste (and look!) much better. Most eggs from the store over the last year have been very pale yellow yolks.
That depends more on the hen's diet rather than what type of chicken. Backyard chickens that actually forage for wild bugs get darker yolks.
I always thought blue egg is rotten
The egg shell doesn’t really change color. I’ve had rotten eggs that had white shells. The hen layer determines the color of the egg.
My mistake, what i've seen is actually myna's egg, which is blue.
Which is a TIL as well.
I looked this up on Google and several sites say that you can tell what color eggs a hen will lay by looking at their earlobes... I didn't even know chickens had earlobes lol
It's not consistently true, Leghorns have yellow colored ears and lay white eggs, but yes, MOST eggs can be differentiated by their "lobes".
Source: Used to raise chickens growing up on a farm.
The fuck? I didn't know this either