Vernon Dursley, uncle of Harry Potter is just a normal bloke that loves his wife and gets roped into a paramilitary war for it.
Please let it be that the FBI agent surveilling me was on break and he did not just see me get into a fight with the coat rack.
Its so easy for humans to die from a random accident, but very hard to deliberately end their own lives reliably and painlessly.
At some point in history, there must have been more nuclear warheads than there were people living in Greenland
The worst part of getting old is that you get less and less "first experiences" and are always comparing current with previous ones
"Tuesday" which sounds like "twos-day" is day number 2 in the week whether you one-index and start your week on Monday or zero-index and start your week on Sunday.
Most people's earliest memories are at around 3 or 4 years of age, which correlates with the age kids start asking "why" for everything. Kids start asking why when they become self-aware.
