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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop i

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There is a reality-translator built into me. It translates raw reality into the familiar time, space, things, people etc.

The name "seagull" implies the existence of landgulls, airgulls, and firegulls.

If nudity was more widely accepted, tattoos would be more popular.

If we developed dairy platypus.

underwater ship wreckage full of penguins and food

The sound of seagulls

How do Vampires know they are immortal without first living forever?

It used to be just weird Christians, but now everyone's pretty much on board with burning Harry Potter books.

How do animals in the Peppa Pig universe work?

Taking screenshots of everything is no different than elders printing out emails.

Phonk is Anti-Nightcore

My head is full of memories of a person who isn't me, only someone who will become me.

I would happily cut off my nose if authority told me to.

There's a decent chance that one of the many uncontacted tribes has started to worship airplanes

Kids don't understand some times you just watch southpark to find out how kenny dies.

Most soups are just more watery hot bread dips

There is no such thing as truly objective YouTube search results anymore

what's the world record for beatboxing while using a living bird's head as an instrument?

"Almost out of shampoo, better add it to my shopping list."

Never easier to kidnap people in the USA