What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
I take my mushrooms with me everywhere I go
What did one DNA strand say to the other?
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
The Olympics feature the world's longest hyphen event.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
"One of my favourite hobbies is misattributing quotes" - Gandhi
Knock, knock!
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
Roses are red,
What's the best Christmas present?
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
two fish are in a tank
I started a business building yachts in my attic.
Why was the math book always so sad?
What's adding up in the water?
What do you call it when David Lynch changes his ATM code?
What is the smallest unit of measurement in the Puritans cookbook!
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape.
What is the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?