An ant's gender can be determined by throwing it in water. If it sinks, girl ant.
I couldn't figure out why the frisbee was getting bigger.
Ultra-marathon
I heard Godzilla has a son.
ENGLISH MUFFIN:…
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Life finds a way
I have the memory of an elephant.
How much can a lemon-sized bladder hold?
My friend is pretty weird. The other day he was looking for a clock to put in his belt
I tried starting a hot air balloon business
What did the trucker say when their tire fell off?
How do cats keep up with local events,?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Why is molecular science so untrustworthy?
What do you call a person that eats only offal?
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…
Which bees make milk?
How do ghosts play the piano?
This child wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween
