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Polar bears 🐻

I can count on my fingers the number of appendages I have at the end of my hands

I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow

Why did the student fail the final exam at magician school?

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Camping is in tents

I tried this silly thought elsewhere. Let's see if it works better here.

Stop it with the fridge joke!

They recently made the world's strongest suction cup.

Wedding photos?

A page from...

Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor?

go lower

For his birthday, we got my son a bass drum.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

so I'm at my favorite fictional club, and I ask the DJ to put on a specific Classical Composer's music

Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?

What did Spock find in the bathroom?

Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?

Why do pirates make such good debaters?