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On the bright side, zero responsibilities

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  • And as a bonus the flows were never fully specc’d each time right?

    • On the bright side, zero responsibilities

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  • If I get to learn something then that’s a bonus.

    • This is a thought experiment "Ball on a Table" for detecting whether someone has Aphantasia. What do you see when you perform this experiment?

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  • Papyrus you heathen

    • Stack Overflow Survey: 80% of developers are unhappy

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  • It’s hilarious when the identified problems come back around to bite the organization, when the priorities have been to work on poorly specc’d features instead.

    • Caption this.

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  • X chromosomes are stored in the balls

    • rulebot unlimited

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    • Whats the best/cheapest email service to hook into?

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  • Using Fastmail

    • works with 1Password to generate masked emails
    • plus and subdomain addressing

    In case those features are important to you

    • Multi-tasking

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  • Meowtitasking

    • Packet Loss

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  • Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

    Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

    "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
    "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
    "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
    "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
    "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
    "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
    "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
    "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

    • She’s born with it

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  • Maybe it’s Moobelline

    • Installation

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  • “Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

    • reDUcTIon iS gAIn

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  • You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people

    • Trump Insists People Leaving His Rally Aren't Really Leaving His Rally

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  • True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.

    • Intergalactic Planatary

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    • Intergalactic Planatary

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    • PhD vs Marriage

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  • Crippling anxiety?

    • Intergalactic Planatary

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  • Planetary intergalactic.

    • It be like that

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  • How about playing games with programming instead…

    • The Signal

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    • The dark arts

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  • Have you seen what they’re leaving us? No thanks.