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zerosignal @ zerosignal @lemmy.world
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It's not escalation if they're made in Ukraine!

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  • I used to work for a company that did something like this. We had a product that was built overseas, and a major customer wanted one but would only buy it if it was made in America. So we had it built overseas, taken apart, shipped to the factory I worked at, the overseas assemblers flew here, they put it back together, and slapped a made in America sticker on it.

    • Gona get my bitches some sensor fusion, bitches love sensor fusion

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  • Because the missile knows where it isn't

    • The true power and capability of American UAVs

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  • Unlike project LEMONPARTY

    • Annoyingly similar buttons with very different functions

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  • I think worse is the alarm clock, where snooze and stop are the same size and shape, and hard to tell apart when you are half asleep

    • You have to type www. to access the Texas DMV website.

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  • My state has dot org for some agencies, dot gov for some, and dot state dot (state) dot us.

    • I-Beam: 1, Tank: 0

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  • No it will go right under the tank

    • And, please / @mozilla, remove those tracking links from #MozillaPocket. With that, you bring discredit on yourself.

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  • I switched to Omnivore which is open source and has a Firefox plugin.

    • Anytizer® applications accepted

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  • Most of y'all quaeda is far fatter than that

    • Anytizer® applications accepted

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  • Looks too skinny for Meal Team Six, or the Gravy Seals for that matter.

    • It's spring, dammit

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  • Of course it's going to snow this weekend, it's the state basketball tournament.

    • My socks. The left foot indicator is on the right side of the sock. The right indicator is on the left side of the sock.

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  • The fact that you have worn them on the wrong foot and not noticed is the real mildly infuriating part.

    • "And who is that, BY GOD, IT'S US ARMY AVIATION WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

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  • LAPD #7

    • Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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  • Does that mean when a plane crashes, it wasn't flying?

    FLIGHT SAFETY INVESTIGATORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK

    • Weather has stopped making sense.

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  • Without knowing what's normal for the location, this is meaningless.

    • If you work for a gig app in the US they make you go thru this charade when doing taxes where you're treated and taxed as an independent business owner. joke country

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  • Contact you're representatives and ask them why this is the only place in the world that has this issue.

    Because the tax prep software companies bribe lobby Congress to keep things the way they are.

    • Firefox on Android won't keep my "desktop site" toggle on

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  • I have the opposite problem, I used desktop site once, and now for that website it always gives me desktop mode even though I don't want it to anymore.

    • It's 2023 and I still have to gaffer-tape my fuckin tortillas to store them

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  • Ask the duck what it prefers

    • It's 2023 and I still have to gaffer-tape my fuckin tortillas to store them

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  • Better to actually call it "duck tape," as it was for the first 65 years of its existence.

    Just like you shouldn't use duct tape on ducts, you shouldn't use duck tape on ducks.

    • New Speaker Mike Johnson Blamed School Shootings on the Teaching of Evolution

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  • Just like the constitution, republicans only pay attention to the parts of the bible that they agree with.

    • Visas and entry conditions in (North) Korea

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  • Lil Kim went to school there.