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zedgeist @ zedgeist @lemm.ee
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how to kill an archaeologist

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  • It falls (ha) under "Other duties as assigned" in the job description.

    • he do be ruling doe

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  • Girlfriend's age?

    • he do be ruling doe

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  • My IQ?

    • Rule

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  • Don't play me, pls

    • Yes, I'm this old

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  • Indeed.

    • Now, which Court does he belong to?

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  • Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
    Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
    Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
    Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
    Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
    Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

    • no cap

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  • I hate everything about this. Well done.

    • Stupid German Dinosaurs

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    • What is something you wanted as a kid and bought now that you're an adult with disposable income?

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  • That's heavy.

    • Deadpool & Wolverine - teaser trailer

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  • You just watched it 30 seconds ago. At least try to get the quote right.

    • ‘There is no such thing as a real picture’: Samsung defends AI photo editing on Galaxy S24

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  • This is fuckin' brilliant. A picture worth a thousand mutilated words.

    • People who park in the handicapped ramp boil my blood.

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  • Allegedlys.

    • Capcom caught adding Enigma DRM to older titles, for no good reason

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  • golf clap

    • It's a mystery

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  • IV?

    • What's the most believable cryptid story you've ever heard of?

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  • 🎵 When the jaws open wide
    And there's more jaws inside
    That's a moray 🎵

    • Night vs Morning people

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  • So do I. Don't tell anyone.

    • Night vs Morning people

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  • To quote Yakko Warner:

    Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead

    • If you ever need your kid to be quiet just them this.

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  • Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

    • You Need Jesus

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  • May we accept Him into us.

    Blessed be.

    • Wearing multiple hats

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  • Is your user name a drug that chills you out before you die horribly?