zalgotext @ zalgotext @sh.itjust.works

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What's next, subscriptions for device features (which you already paid big money for) to work like it's a freaking BMW?

I mean, yes, they already announced that in the direct. The new GameChat built-in-discord thingy is only free until next March, at which point you'll need a subscription to continue using it

Not in English they aren't. I presume you can tell this sign is in English.

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Well, and also Mario Kart isn't worth $90

Not trying to criticize you or anything, just genuinely asking - why is it so much worse to turn your computer off when you're done with it than putting it to sleep?

They sell gameplay and not graphics and that’s timeless.

No, they keep rehashing the same like 4 IPs over and over, feeding off the nostalgia kick people get out of their favorite childhood video game releasing on a modern console

Hey, that's not completely fair. They added a C-button that activates GameChat, so you can take up space on an already small screen to watch your friends stream their face or their game at 9 frames per second. Oh and also a microphone. Revolutionary stuff, really

He's trying to destroy the country. Amassing as many bruises as possible is the point.

Maybe I’ll get physical copies of Switch 2 games heavily discounted later on.

Later on, as in, in like 30 years? Assuming physical Switch 2 games don't become prized collector's items like every other Nintendo consoles' physical games

Devs/publishers aren’t any more greedy than they were 15 years ago.

Looks at the dozens of live service games that have come out in the past decade, with their multiple currencies and premium battle passes

A little display or indicator light somewhere on the toilet itself would be better than connecting it to some IOT app

Yeah I'd much rather spread poo particles all over my smartphone instead

What if most of the people that want to pay a GOG membership are Linux gamers that would be willing to pay for official Linux support?

So it's still effectively a filibuster, but without technically being the sort of filibuster that they could vote to disallow?

Yeah you coulda just kept this one to yourself chief

Dude's so pale he looks like he sweats sunscreen

You know what, I like this one. And just like KBBQ/hot pot, there's gonna be people who ask "what's the point of going to a restaurant if they make you cook it yourself?" And you know what I say to those people?

You're entitled to your opinion and I respect that - also, more hot pot for me!

Back then we had LightScribe

Can't wait for two painful hours of "well excuuuuse me, princess"

It's an attempt at a joke, jokes are supposed to be funny