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"How do I make the no-no thing be a yes-yes thing?!"

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  • "How is this bow cursed? We built it ourselves... with sinew from a drow... that we tortured to death. Yeah, okay. It's cursed."

    • I need help with streaming music services..

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  • How has no one said SoundCloud?

    Used to be mostly remixes and DJ sets, but nowadays almost all artists got their music their also. Most of that is behind the premium paywall, but it's only โ‚ฌ10 a month.

    • UN Marine eliminates 5 Martian rebels with the M2 browning, Dingo Gap Mars, circa May 2347

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  • Found the alien dick lover

    • Who hurt you

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  • A sentient piece of cheese
    Commenter, Walker, Phone Speaker, Chair Sitter, Human.

    • Neighborhood overwatch

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  • I wouldn't recommend anything below 20 mm for home defense.

    • President 360 No Scope...

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  • Knife missile on SCOTUS?

    • The propeller YAK-52 rejects modernity

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  • I think a small caliber automated turret to be carried on a hard point would be more realistic.

    • This came to me in a vision.

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  • "Bullup" is what the MC yells just before the DJ violently rewinds the record.

    • President 360 No Scope...

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  • Biden has the chance to do a big, big funny here.

    • What's your favorite fun t-shirt?

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  • I bought it in a physical anarchist store, but if you Google "NASA ACAB" tons of stuff comes up.

    • What's your favorite fun t-shirt?

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    • I hate this fucking Twitter account with burning passion

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  • It's really stupid, because regardless of device or OS, the built in screencapture is faster. Apart from maybe some fringe cases of user impairment.

    • Howdy ๐Ÿค 

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  • Alright, I want bright green vehicle camo to really contrast the dark green uniforms.

    And the guys?

    Blackface.

    • Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth

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  • It does.

    • What's the best dish prepared by your mom/grandma?

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  • I used to walk to Grandma's every Wednesday after school for years. She made me my favourite every time: Beef tongue with green beans and mealy potatoes from her garden, all swimming in melted butter.

    • is this employee in the room with us right now?

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  • I see "speaker" or "coach" and immediately disregard anything they have to say.

    • The Art of the Deal

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    • Hey Maryland! Thatโ€™s not a U.S. Warship in your Fleet Week logo there.

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  • Far less sophisticated than Tacoma (I don't know how to link people) suggested. It's just a web page my gf showed me years ago where you paste text and copy one of dozens of variations. She used it to make her Instagram posts ๐“ฏ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ป. I just use it to make my post more German.

    • Hey Maryland! Thatโ€™s not a U.S. Warship in your Fleet Week logo there.

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  • ๐•ณ๐–†๐–“๐–˜, ๐–Œ๐–Š๐–™ ๐–Ÿ๐–Š ๐•ฑ๐–‘๐–†๐–’๐–’๐–Š๐–“๐–œ๐–Š๐–—๐–‹๐–Š๐–—, ๐–œ๐–Š'๐–—๐–Š ๐–Œ๐–”๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–‡๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–™๐–” ๐•ฝ๐–š๐–˜๐–˜๐–Ž๐–†!

    • Lemmy, how do you deal with heartbreak?

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  • Not gonna sugarcoat it โ€“ this will suck for a long time. For me it was friends, hookups and time that helped.

    Friends let me forget for the time we hung out but also listened and just hugged me when I cried.

    Hookups (and I realise this sounds vapid as shit) made me feel like I am still wanted and attractive.

    Time made the thought of them sting less.

    This will smost likely stick with you, but it's going to be okay. It's not going to hurt this badly forever. You will think of it less and less frequently. But you will have that scar. And that's okay, I think.