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  • I got my 1996 Renault Laguna up to 200km/h and it felt and sounded like the engine block was about to jump into the passenger cabin.

    • Today I learned

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  • Salary man

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  • It's just a very accurate description of me.

    • I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

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  • The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.

    • [EU] I want to replace an old multi-socket but the majority of the ones sold today don't have this pin? Why is that and does that mean they are not connected to the ground?

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  • Oh god, imagine USB-A'ing your electrical outlets.

    shudders in german

    • Redditors told me to go to a therapist but I canโ€™t afford one nor pick one from thousands available. What now?

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  • Why in god's name should you need therapy for writing about clay sculpting?!

    • You really missed out if you are too young to remember this

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  • Cars in 1999 did not have bench seats. Maybe 35 years ago.

    • How screwed are you?

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  • Pick that up!

    • How screwed are you?

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  • FOR KARL!!!

    • People are actually paying to wear an ad?

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  • Um. If you order by May 25th, they will ship it three weeks into the past? Or do they need to know by May 25th 2025 to get it to you on time by May 4th 2026?

    • Multiple Teslas set on fire in Germany

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  • Oh, my sweet summer child.

    Do you have any idea how German politics is evolving right now?

    • What are your thoughts on paternity leave?

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  • We took the first 10 months together and then I took an additional 8 months while she got back to work.

    Literally zero regret. There's so many small moments you'll miss not being around. No amount of money can bring that back. Now that I'm working full time, it fucking hurts just seeing the kid basically just for dinner and bedtime during the week.

    • Hiring is broken

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  • I work in an office, that's the bare minimum here.

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  • I've had a coworker argue that he's not a nazi, despite doing all the nazi shit and saying all the nazi stuff, because he does it only for the money.

    • Hiring is broken

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  • Hiring me has many benefits!

    • does work
    • shows up
    • takes average amount of toilet brakes
    • rarely breaks things
    • fucks up only on accident

    THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER "BENEFITS" FUCKING SOUND!!

    • Is the normality of alcohol consumption in society declining?

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  • In my friend group (in Germany) certainly.

    Maybe it's aging as well, getting more severe hangovers and from less alcohol. But alcohol free beer has gotten so much better in the last 5-10 years, there's ones where you legit can almost not even tell anymore. And there's alcohol free wine and champagne as well.

    I hear "Why aren't you drinking?" way less.

    More than half of my friends still smoke, though. Not a poor people thing here.

    • Battery tech really does move fast

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  • We have our moments.

    • Battery tech really does move fast

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  • That was the joke :(

    • Battery tech really does move fast

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  • Pretty sure parsecs measure time.