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𝔄 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔒𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔒𝔠𝔒 𝔬𝔣 𝔠π”₯𝔒𝔒𝔰𝔒 @ zakobjoa @lemmy.world
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Breaking the news

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    • We can do all three things at once

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  • The article says nothing about waste.

    Russia is the biggest exporter of Uranium.

    I have no idea what the CND in Germany is supposed to be and neither has Google.

    France had to repeatedly power down nuclear plants and buy electricity from neighbours because they couldn't cool their plants. Because there was so much drought in Europe there wasn't enough water. A phenomenon that will surely never happen again in Western Europe in the next couple of decades.

    • If it works, kill it.

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  • My god, the assistant, yes. After catching up with Siri it was actually useful. And now it seems all it does is plop whatever you say into a Google search. And since they killed that, too, well...

    • If it works, kill it.

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  • Yeah, that's where I ended up, too. At least Google had the decency to support OPML export so I didn't have to redo my subscriptions manually.

    • Signs you're getting old?

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  • People who listened to this music in their youth are turning fourty.

    • Is lemmy being gatekept by animal ag shills?

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  • What's with the vegan hate? Leave that shit at Reddit.

    • Livin' large

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  • Agrees in poor German

    • What's your hottest character idea that you didn't get to play (long enough)?

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  • All your groups sound super fun. Priest of KISS made me chuckle.

    • What's your hottest character idea that you didn't get to play (long enough)?

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  • Hells yeah. Whole ACAB campaign.

    • What's your hottest character idea that you didn't get to play (long enough)?

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  • He sounds like he'd have his own Telegram channel.

    • What's your hottest character idea that you didn't get to play (long enough)?

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  • This was a glee to read.

    Also "87 years into a 500 year Sous-chef contract" sounds like a job I once had.

    • Choose Your Own Adventureβ„’

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  • I was wondering for a quick minute there why you'd play in a physical channel before I remembered that not everyone is as privileged and lucky to play in person all the time.

    • People who lurk on Lemmy Shitpost

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  • sad german noises

    • I bought frozen BBQ eel and the best before date says LJ349. What does this mean?

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  • It refers to the year of our Lord J-town 349.

    • Would you watch the earth form from nothing to the current time for 500.000 $?

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  • I don't think you realise how long a billion years is.

    • Lemmers, you just bumped to your high-school bully. What would you say to him (or her)?

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  • Alpha actual to God hammer.

    Requesting fire mission on my position.

    Fire for effect.

    • Do you prefer the headphone jack to be at the top or at the bottom on a phone, and why?

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  • I need a port on each side.

    USB-C on the bottom.
    3.5mm audio on top.
    RJ45 on the left.
    SCART on the right.

    • Don't forget!

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  • Stab your speaker.

    • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

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  • Ben Afflecks best role fight me

    • so much for modern medicine

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  • Great metaphor.