z500 @ z500 @startrek.website

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Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.

KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

Can haz

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

Vomit landed on: laundry basket.

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

So embarrassing

I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it's cute

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Xande: oh HELL no

Gussy