z500 @ z500 @startrek.website

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Shandies are the tits!

I used to hate beer too, but fruity wheat beers were my gateway.

Berry Monkey tastes even better and is even a bit stronger. It's dangerous lol

In the 2000s women were straight up having orgasms in shampoo commercials.

BOOP

THE

SNOOT

That probe they send out the portal at the end creeps me out so much.

Oh good, he's finally done painting strong horses.

I had to scroll back up to upvote it after it clicked

Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

I think you better just give him one for your own good

I remember I used to be subscribed to a mailing list for a programming language. A friend of the lead developer set the mailing list up for them at his university, and then went off and did his own thing. It was completely unmoderated. Some kid sent a "neat little proggy" his friend Dieter wrote. If the extent of my Internet usage wasn't limited to free email through Juno, my entire hard drive probably would have gotten deleted that day lol

And go out in the middle of the night before and leave piles of clothes all over town

It works, but for whatever reason it'll die and go blank on me whenever I switch to another app, then I have to kill it and reopen it.

That sounds incredible

Depends on the pizza place. Domino's? Basically cardboard. Whenever I order from the local non-chain pizza shop I usually eat the crusts.

That mostly depends on the angle and the location of the swastika

I remember hearing about this 20-something years ago. Did nobody ever try anything like that again? IIRC it was pretty slow

Nam flashbacks to DALNet getting DDOSed to death for no reason

I don't know how they got naval diplomacy into a soap bar, but it sure smells nice