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Why do so few people cycle for transport in Australia? 6 ideas on how to reap all the benefits of bikes

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  • Because we live IN A FUCKING OVEN

    • What's an unusual but excellent food combo you've tried?

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  • ...pubic hair?

    • Texas professors sue to fail students who seek abortions | Men are using abortion bans to control and abuse women in their lives for "consensual sexual intercourse"

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  • I'm a bit confused about the wording around students having to ask for leave from University.

    Here in Australia, we have lectures, tutorials (which are more like classes) and assessment. Professors (we usually call them lecturers) can take attendance at tutorials and assign a percentage of your final grade to it, but it's not like a job where you have to call in if you're not going to come; you just don't turn up. Only two of my classes in either of my degrees counted attendance for marks.

    For the easier classes you could (and people do) just not show up to classes and hand in the assessment before the due date, and still pass.

    So is it like high school for you guys where you actually have to have an excuse for not attending?

    • Oh no. This buddy just heard about the Plumber Brothers and what they've been doing for the past 40+ years.

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  • That's a pretty big buddy, wonder how old he is

    • If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

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  • It's not begging out of hunger, it's begging out of desire

    • What's the most ironic thing about you?

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  • I'll start by learning to say "eh" and wearing plaid

    • If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

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  • This is the best answer

    • Given the resources to accomplish it, what wildly impractical project would you finally pursue?

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  • Fully self-driving capable single person electric vehicles for commuters

    • Given the resources to accomplish it, what wildly impractical project would you finally pursue?

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  • Ok so that means that billionaires have hundreds of children amongst which their wealth will be split when they die.

    Have you just invented a form of communism through fucking?

    • What's the most ironic thing about you?

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  • Thank you for saying that. Where in the world are you?

    • What's the most ironic thing about you?

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  • Literally dying from cancer and the only one single thing in the entire world I want before I die is to fall in love one last time.

    Got turned down the other day by a woman who literally said "I love you" when I told her I wasn't going to survive the cancer.

    • Every time I drive by it, I get a little angrier...

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  • You are a very, very bad man

    • What's the best wax-on-wax-off-style advice you've heard that you can attest as being helpful in certain situations?

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  • I know two that are about relationships:

    "Long distance is the wrong distance"

    and

    "Crazy bitches fuck like tigers"

    • TIL that there are two types of earwax: wet and dry

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  • Which tastes better?

    • a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave?

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  • I'm more concerned about the implications of the word "robbing". I mean, I'm hoping there's consent happening here ...

    /s

    • Investing strategy

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  • Something something satire impossible to distinguish something something

    • What is the weirdest flavoured thing you've had?

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  • Now this is the kind of weird encouragement that there needs to be more of out in the world

    • [serious] If Project 2025 becomes a reality. Would you fight in a civil war?

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  • Lol it's called reading comprehension, you should try it. Lol

    • [serious] If Project 2025 becomes a reality. Would you fight in a civil war?

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  • Lol no proof

    • President Biden announces a series of tariffs on green energy products from China.

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