Lol corporate world is not for you my guy. They contract other companies specifically for this reason.
Order cognizant to fire workers and when questioned , oooohh they were contractors. 🤷♀️
The whole 9-5 realm is a joke. To give you an example, I noticed IT bois works on tickets like each email comms are tickets but same is not the case of any other department. If the same was across whole organization, people will be more productive and will be held accountable.
I've dealt with many IT managers, product owners etc and have noticed something that these guys are willing to bend over for smallest of things but with other departments managers, there will be a pushback.
Lol majority of people are fucking stupid.