Goku @ youngGoku @lemmy.world

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Who is paying these lawyers? It seems like they have endless strategies/contingency plans.

My wife told me I was a doomer gloomer for not wanting to have kids due to climate uncertainty. I wanted to adopt instead.

I'm terrified of how the world will look over the next century for my 6 month old son.

Gravy Seal on top secret Q-mission I'd wager.

Probably after he ate the notes and then when the staffers told him he can't do that he shitted it back out for them.

The Bart Simpson meme with telescope & blindfold would go great here

Actually the fist statement you made is a criticism on the joke.

The second statement is a generalized assumption on OPs character traits.

To assume someone just isn't funny (in general) by reading one of their comments reveals a lot about how dense you are.

If you have to explain a joke, it's probably not funny. I got it and it still wasn't funny.

That would be enough by itself, harsh but reasonable.

Maybe you're just not funny.

Now that's just mean and uncalled for.

Yeah he's ugly AF. So ugly that I couldn't even punch him if I got the chance because the ugly would rub off onto my knuckles.

Glad to hear you're alive, sounds scary.

Well I actually have a cane being delivered today from amazon lol.

Nope, I do ride bicycle though.

I had no conception of throttle, I was on a gsxr 1000.

The last clutch I used was a Honda civic. I was on a steep incline at a red light. If I were in my civic, I would have to give quite a bit of gas before letting off the clutch just to prevent from stalling. So I gave my bike a nice choke on the throttle before letting go of the clutch.

The bike took off... Fast... And it surprised me and I tensed up. As I tensed up, my grip on the throttle became stronger and caused me to pull the throttle harder.

I sped up really fast and hit the curb, went over the handle bars and flew several yards through the air and landed in a parking lot. There were bones sticking out of my leg and I was laying in a puddle of my own blood.

Lucky for me the ambulance was across the street and they witnessed it happen. Otherwise I may not have survived.

I flew off my motorcycle once and thought exactly that thought.

I had only had the bike for a few days at that point and I remember thinking in my head, "welp, this sucks. Gonna die now." Along with, "wow, that small mistake is going to cost me my life."

Both terrifying thoughts.

I'm still alive though, my left leg is all messed up, like having the left knee of a 80+ yr old at 36.

Tl:dr: Wendy’s CEO thinks we’re all dumb.

To be fair, most people are pretty dumb, or at least dumb enough to eat Wendy's regardless.

progress in the right direction

Left direction

Oh I thought it was "deadbeat don"

I bought a dell xps15 circa 2017 and it is god awful with Linux. I will never buy another dell ever again.

Not to mention they sell proprietary parts and couldn't sell me a replacement ac adapter for my docking station. They wanted to force me to buy a new docking station instead of just purchasing an AC adapter.... Horrible company and horrible compatibility.

I'm not even sure what a football pitch is anyway. Is it when the center hikes the football to the quarterback?

Not sure how long that is maybe 5 yards.

Qanon:

they are corrupt and don't want Trump to expose them.

Ted Cruz is a spineless snake-swine with no sense of morality and definitely no desire to do what's right for anyone but himself.

We all die eventually. Nothing wrong with that. If I learned anything in DiffEq it's that uncontrolled growth will eventually blow up the model or find some mode of control.

Reducing human population will be a painful process and we're already seeing the beginning of it. People don't need to be killed to reduce population by 10%.

Birth rate needs to be smaller than death rate.

There are lots of things that effect birth and death rate.