I thought "mispellings of basic white girl names" are funny enough, but nope, we now have mispellings of words that are not even names. Triniteigh... What's next, Conflagurayshawn?
No. They should require them to only recommend Linux so they all have a place to meet their daily proselytization quota.
We need Linus to fly to Africa and ride on a wildebeast. There's just no other way to achieve world peace.
It's not like Pokemon aren't ready for combat. Imagine warfare in Pokemon universe. Oh wait, that's just Palworld.
Naming your child after the number of unique digits in a number system sure sounds fire, ig.