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MOLEMAN

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

hey kid, stop all the downloadin’

Like, open the pod bay doors, Scoob

Get in the jack shack, Shinji

Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency

Reading this in the voice of Jasper, that’s a paddlin’

Look out! He’s turning on the old Wiggum charm!

It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination

The chastity is but a service for our christian eyes, for shame did not exist in the garden of eden. Indeed, Adam did walk with that thing in full swing, for then, the gentle sway of his wangdoodle was no more a sinful offence than birds singing, nor Eve’s hooters honking, amen

Oh that’s wayyy better than the one I had come up with

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

well hold on now, maybe that was just trauma from being short

Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten

Oh please, Ontario is just a polite and liberal mini-USA

You’ve misunderstood the “anarchy” of anarchy chess. I recommend totalitarian chess or libertarian chess (it’s the same thing it’s just that you checkmate by charging your opponent for the squares they occupy)

Cowabunga! That’s one sick turtle 😎

I’m a fan of “male” “female” “‘);DROP TABLE gender;—“ myself

From the signature at the bottom, I think their name is “End”