Calling every recipient sounds like your delivery person has quite a bit lower daily volumes than me to deal with. Or you always order Express. Class B has the lowest priority; the same as a regular postcard would have.
Not true here in Sweden, tho. I work in parcel delivery and I'm instructed to leave at the door (or next to the mailbox if it doesn't fit), at least if it's Class A or Express. Class B get one delivery attempt and then sent to service point if unsuccessful.
"Captain Solo. Do you copy?"
"Commander Skywalker. This is Rogue 2."
So, Han is a Captain and Luke is a Commander in ESB. Tho, I don't know why Han gets a promotion to General when he's just been frozen in carbonite between films.
I specifically chose lemm.ee because I want to moderate my own experience to a large degree. I'd more support defederating from from spammy instances like lemmit.online which just repost threads from Reddit.
A shame what happened to him, he was great in friends. But don't change the subject!