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  • But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?

  • Heavy weapons. I am the guy in payday 2 that has 5 turrets, ammo bags littered everywhere by my teammates, carrying a mini machine gun and charging into shit, going through bullets like they are oxygen molecules. Reload the turrets at every opportunity, pick them up and relocate them based on strategy. Wall of bullets, repeat.

    With payday 3 I'm sad, no minigun. Shit goes sideways and I just get downed.

  • This is almost a decade old at this point, I think

  • Smh when are you going to upgrade to dvd

  • Hey hey, I'm not a cannibal! I'm just a little chubby... and I like hugs...

  • Well yeah, because I'm busy replying to all the boys 🥰

  • "Sure thing, just let me wipe the drive in the process..."

  • "B-but I'm into orgasm denial too" 🥺

  • gets hit with wrench

    cums "h-harder daddy~"

    "well shit, now wtf do we do?"

  • Enough to write about, but not home

  • Ned Flanders: ominous music

  • Permanently Deleted

    Jump
  • All you had to do was follow the damn train (to Auschwitz) CJ!

  • break in

    take stuff

    leave cash on counter

    said they were open idgaf

  • Horse fursona: 🐴

    Chart: 💥

  • greed

    gropes Satan because 😳

    pride

    see above

    misuse of power

    plugs the generators back in

    what do I win? uwu

  • I have used SwiftKey since like, 2009? Half my RPs are autocompleted. Whenever someone else uses my phone I have to watch them like a hawk for suggestions lol. I tap the keys though, old school.

  • jesus fucking christ