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  • leaves

    drives car into restaurant

    "you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!"

    grabs another plate of food

  • from the thumbnail

    ...but you can already buy paper shredders..?

  • Is this the emergency services? And what country am I speaking with? Hello?

  • looks at Made in England sticker

    aaahhhhhhh... I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire..

  • You must be the pride of [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE]

  • That's like taking something pristine and dipping it in liquid shit. Which can be applied to anything and everything on the store...

  • ClamAV, if you want more than just common sense. Firewall is built-in to kubu.

  • Running an EoL operating system is surely what you want to do with your personal dat-

    Aaaaaaand it's been compromised

  • Disagree - I've done it, it is easy and straightforward, but anyone who hasn't installed an OS on bare metal and used a certain tool that you can get from Github to activate MS products, isn't going to explain the process as "super easy". More like "a mother-fucking pain in the ass" and "why did you suggest this" and "what the fuck is an iso".

    This is definitely "I'll swing by this month and install it" territory, not "here's a guide, ez pz" for anyone older than 40 who didn't major in CS.

  • "you can pay us, and we won't break your legs for a while longer" -ms

    W10 IoT is a thing, and will get updates for a few more years, no mafia shakedown required.

  • Your 37 year old child: dad please we have enough eggs and I have to be at work in 45 minutes

    You: YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU FIND THEM ALL

  • Searches "how to turn humanity into plastic"

  • Put the eggs in an egg salad? But then you'll get egg egg salad. Nobody wants egg egg salad.

  • It's a plus, but definitely not a requirement~ 🥺

  • I actually have an account there, but haven't poked at it since I made the account. Guess it's time I had another look.

  • It's hard to find places dedicated to foreskin (the /c is just crickets), cbt, estim... tons more. Even harder to find ones that aren't just shells for their onlyfans. I've been checking every few months for the 🐦 I follow to hop to bluesky or mastodon, and only around a quarter have done so thus far. For reddit, where else can I find a vast array of kink content that is getting fresh stuff daily? Like actually, where? I've been searching the internet for a long time, and besides FurAffinity, e621, reddit and occasionally twitter, it's table scraps for any sort of quality kink content.

    E: I should also point out that I'm gay, a bit of interest in androgynous individuals, so most places don't float my boat

  • I use Twitter and reddit for porn, nothing else anymore. People/communities I follow are ghost towns elsewhere. Everytime I point this out, people get butthurt, yet none of them link to their porn profile.

    Post the (adorable, lanky, femboy, who has glasses and a thick uncut cock) porn, and as the saying goes, 'they will cum'.

  • :3

    Jump
  • Hello.

  • I didn't say 'don't have kids', but you must realize that you are forcing a being into the world that may not see things as you do, regardless of what/how/why, and assuming they will follow an assumed plan that you have carved out is... controlling another being, in any capacity, that isn't 100% concentual, is bad in my view. Hard stop, no exceptions. If that is 'I don't want to be your nurse in old age', or 'I loathe that you have created me' or anything in between or beyond, is irrelevant.