Midnight Wolf @ wreckedcarzz @lemmy.world

Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: https://wreckedcarzz.com/

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buys the entire US egg industry

technically cheaper than buying cartons

So always put the heavy (short, not long) end facing the door, so you always grab the heavy end, and never have this problem.

Though danger kitties being so cute and (theoretically) cuddlable seems like a bit of a detriment... I just want to hold the big tigers and lions and jaguars and ow please stop I just want to snuggle youuu

So that's where that kink comes from...

When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:

"bro, wtf share next time"

0 contacts, 0 contacts, 8 contacts

mfw when any other platform has more of my contacts using it 😫 and that most are family members that use it just because I installed it on their phone 😭

And some apparently don't clean their ass at all

Justice boner, my favorite

And someone spoke up, right?

...

Right...?

Profits. Dead people don't pay.

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Steal the plane for yourself, that way you get there faster and with no annoying people and babies.

GTA has taught me well.

"One second, I just need to update some details before I can give you your boarding pass..."

types into the terminal 'customer wouldn't let me weigh them, probably a fat fuck, recommend full body search at security checkpoint for contraband meals and soda'

"Here you go, sorry about the delay, have a lovely day"

I don't want to "well actually" but I'm disabled and need to be pushed in my chair through the airport and to + down the gate corridor. Every time I arrive at the plane door, someone greets me from the plane and asks "do you need help (boarding the plane)". Luckily I can hobble with my cane for short distances, so I don't need to be carried like I'm going to the bedroom in a romcom, but they do have staff that can aid with that...

Now I'm imagining a plane full of disabled people all being carried. Boarding time, 11a, departure, 3p. 😋

Weird kink but okay

Fly without a bag. At destination, purchase clothing. At end of week, return clothes for refund. No cost, no cleaning, no hassle!

This is a cellular plan though, so... what do you do when you are out of town..?

When did I say that every place was near an assembly line...? I said 'not my problem'. It's a company, they can figure it out.

And yes, yes I do. Again, not my problem. It's almost like different locations can set different prices or something to compensate for variables. Amazing, what a concept!

Nope, but it also isn't my problem. Roll it into the price of the car, like everything else, and it can be part of the price that you can discuss and haggle over. Coming to a 50k price just to see another 1k+ this and 1.5k that tacked on is absolute bullshit.