I remember mike pillow enthusiastically taking a live call thinking it was the orange garbage only to find out it's a troll.
People do this in my country. If they have a friend or somebody they know going to Hong Kong they ask them to buy a laptop and declare it as personal device going back.
What phones are the government people using that are supposedly secure enough to discuss war plans? iPhone? Android? Some special custom-made phone specifically for the government?
It's not the phones it's the users. If you're stupid enough to invite a reporter into your warplans group chat then no amount of security is enough.
The last audit of fort knox was in the 70s. The US dollar is not backed by gold anymore. So I doubt the gold is still there.
The last idea he had for Tesla was by shitting out the cybertruck.