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What healed me, was being mistaken for my dad on the phone. And my dad's got a nice voice, so mine can't be too bad.

Using every little bit of an animal you have killed in order to not waste the life is actually awful.

However, prioritising profit over substance, shortening leavening time and adding sugars and preservatives is actually wonderful.

Less American superhero slob

The phone rings, that's the knock. You can hang up for many reasons. Maybe it's the culture of 100% availability that's wrong, and not phoning.

You don't finance it, you take a loan from a bank on the company. If the company folds, it goes bankrupt, not you. You don't take anymore risk than the other workers.

If the company is dead, you're still a human and now just another worker on the job market. You don't go to jail for going bankrupt.

Not if the entire battlefield is red

I honestly don't think 4 men could hold him back if he wanted to go

And thou shalt count to three. Three is the number thou shalt count to. Four, thou shalt not count to, neither two shalt thou count to. Five is right out.

Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca

Agincourt

Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup! Shutup!

Every second video on medieval history on YouTube is about that dogforsaken battle. Why does England steal all the spotlight?!

Bohemia was a more influential and important state in the middle ages. Not to talk about the Italian, Spanish or Greek states. That was where development happened. Just because nowadays lots of the internet is in the English language, everyone talks about that backwater swamp kingdom.

Calves, lambs and kids don't suck with a vacuum neither. They just kinda chew.

Corporate email way of saying "I already told you. Are you not listening?"

Or maybe a reminder to actually fulfill the agreed upon contract. But that would assume, he is a lying cheapskate, which is very unrealistic for a CEO...

The rain will speak Dansk and the snow Kalaallisut

I don't wanna get into a fight over this, but they do regulate dilution. At least where I'm from.

It can only be called "juice" if it has got at least x% of juice in it. If it's made from concentrate, it says so on the front.

Companies mustn't lie about the percentage of juice content and all ingredients are listed on the back in order of content.

In the UK, there's a sugar tax, so that's another form of regulation.

Customers may decide whether they want to buy 25% or 100% juice, but this competition only works because of the rules I listed.

Because of food safety regulations

Well, there's the second form participle used in the simple past ("I shook") and the third participle used in the present perfect ("I have shaken").

Since OP is leading with Wouldiwas and not Wouldibeen, I think "shook" is fitting.

What? Do Ionian columns migrate?

There's no "switching into granny gear" in the french Alps. You've got a single speed Bridgestone, you're eating four pounds of white flour pasta a night, just put it into work.

No more government subsidies for active basses!

No, cream cheese would be Frischkäse in german.

Quark is (from wikipedia) : Dictionaries sometimes translate it as curd cheese, cottage cheese, farmer cheese or junket.

• Water buffalo
• Earth buffalo = bison/wisent
• Fire buffalo = cape buffalo
• Wind buffalo = yak