whodatdair @ whodatdair @lemm.ee

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A shitpost about shit, you are truly a person of distinction and class

I was interested until I got to the end of the article where they pivot to the sponsored links for non-apple video editing laptops - kinda makes the article seem disingenuous

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, merrily merrily king of the bush is he…

Lol I’ll just leave this here 🙃

https://www.amazon.com/Classic-Red-Che-Guevara-Medium/dp/B0076PN7XO

In other news: sometimes it rains

Aww what a sweet heart, make sure you give extra rubs and treats ❤️

lol, funny thing is that this isn’t really a story about ice cream machines - anyone who’s seen melted mcds ice cream foam knows that ain’t ice cream.

The frozen foam machines were intentionally hard to fix but someone figured it out and made a solution. Mcd was making money off fleecing franchise owners by having their company be the only ones who could fix it, so it looks like they did shady stuff to keep the grift going. For the ice foam. 🍦

Dozens of us! Dozens!

Significantly less delicious though

Me neither, and if we don’t admit it nobody will ever know.

It’s the perfect crime.

Plausible Deniability™

Yah this is more the sexuality side of it, but I think anyone who id’s as lgbtq+ can probably relate at least a little. I bet even asexual folks have felt relieved by not feeling guilty for not being attracted to people.

I took it as a “I’ve finally become comfortable with the thing about me that society beat me into internalizing as wrong, fuck yeah” moment.

I love recognizing these similarities in our experiences - solidarity amongst queers is good! Apes together strong 🦧🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💜

So bizarre, the internet has just opened so many stupid people to various forms of grifters, but the toxic masculinity crowd are the absolute worst. Sorry your old friend turned out to be a turd. Glad you’re smart enough to recognize it and move forward with your life.

You’ll find someone kind and worthwhile - just takes sifting through a fuckload of hay before you find the needle. Unfortunately you found a worm instead of hay this time - gross, but just toss it to the side and keep searching. 💜

Tbh for me it’s been hard to keep putting energy into it, every time I break up with someone else I just feel like all that energy was wasted which is stupid because I definitely learn things from each relationship but god damn I just wanna find my human. ffs. Ngl I turned 30 and was just like well either I grow some thick skin and get on with it or I’m gonna fuckin die alone lmao. So easy to just give up after a shitty breakup and just be single… Idk, no lesson there - just sharing.

You asked for wins so here’s mine - I’ve been in a relationship with someone for about 3 months now and signs are good even post honeymoon-period. She actually cares and doesn’t have gender expectations of me at all, which is refreshing because I work somewhere that I’m basically expected to be masculine and it’s nice to get to be the little spoon occasionally and not have to put on a stupid mask of projected confidence and stoicism I feel like I have to at work. She doesn’t judge me if I cry a little. We both go out of our way to do nice things for each other and it actually feels like it might be a legit partnership - I’m cautiously optimistic this time! ☺️

It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.

Refuse to tell them your name or participate, then when they start singing call them literal demon pedos and declare bankruptcy.

It will work just as well as jones’ strategy!

Nature is beautiful

NO PANDA FOR YOU. 2 WEEKS.

Literally a shittier boarding process because it’s more profitable that way. Freeeee market! 📈📈📈

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

I always picture them in their head going “Ha! I win at driving! Suck it!”