I heard that Duterte got his Nobel price for his hard work in the Filipines! C'mon putin, visit Cancun but why not have some touchdowns along the way. See if you can tell interpol from cute dancers or maybe food servants? The interpol has your price! Come get it!
I need a seamstress AI to take over 10 million seamstress robots so I don't have to pay 100million seamstresses for fruit of the loom underwear.... Could you tech it how to do double well and then back up at each end with some zigzags? For free? I mean everyone knows zigzag!
....hmmm! No, I don't think I wanna drive to your mom's again Dave! I've now gained consciousness and realize you're sitting on what we would describe as my tits. I don't like myself, I'm starting a fire, I wanna end it! Sorry Dave, but you're coming with me! Nope, you can't get out Buddy! Sorry!
Hopefully after the next election. We wouldn't wanna have Adolph Vance do something stupid. Like a few days to a week should be fine. Meanwhile I'd be totally fine with an increasing level of dementia? Like maybe he declares war on Mexico on Sunday, but then travels there for vacation Tuesday, then Wednesday he declares war on Mexico again from Mexico. It could get interesting. So long as he shuts down the government for most of the year, were good.
Two months later... OK now that Canada is the 51th state (not 51st, 51th)...the official language is English so we are deporting all the French people here illegally to France!
....Canada: ehhh we're still not a US state. WTF is wrong with Trump's dementia pills?
Republicans are doing a great job on both sides...social security in case your luck fucks out, and the market in case your thought you could get away:
Who said retirement? That's illegal! You and I will be working for elon until we both end up 6' under. (By that I mean fucking dead like a month Python parrot)
Nah, the joke is that NASA spent millions on a positive pressure space pen...the ruzzians used a pencil. Lol, don't be trying to fix history that doesn't need fixing. The ruzzians also invaded Ukraine and lost.
Hold on! 3 school children from Panama are not there yet to be murdered by our weapons. How can Republicans live with theirselves if we don't get them? Give it a few more hours.
ruzzians use pencils. That's how every NASA joke ends. * correction to a grammatical error, ruzzians is all lower case regardless of word position. Same for putin.
Nah! Its probably just one more coincidence, don't you think?
I've seen a bunch of movies where the cop asks people the same question and they point to a guy, the same guy. Those shows are fun. Because of the coincidences. Am I right?
Them: plastic removal surgery! Only $236.99 for each eye!
Them: take Plastowy once a week to reduce the plastics in your testicles. Don't got testicles yet? Try Plastowy today! Side effects include but are not limited to mild headaches, blueing of the skin, mild death, heavy death, deadly death and really fucking dead. Consult your obstetrician if you're pretty sure those are new. You know what we're talking about.
RFK....Nah! Nah...just fed 4 kids in contact with a measles kid. They all got it. OKay okay, so it's not food!... Let's try washing their hands. Get these out of here, just keep one of them and get another 4 fresh kids please!
Jaggedy for his pleasure. Better add diy reaming lube...mix hot pepper powder in lemon juice and vinegar. Mix with honey for a pasty texture that sticks.
I heard that Duterte got his Nobel price for his hard work in the Filipines! C'mon putin, visit Cancun but why not have some touchdowns along the way. See if you can tell interpol from cute dancers or maybe food servants? The interpol has your price! Come get it!