weariedfae @ weariedfae @lemmy.world

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This is the modem equivalent format for an ancient dirty joke. Back in the day kids you could find collections of them in printed books, and later, entire websites solely dedicated to hosting thousands of dirty jokes. They were presented in story format, often happening to your cousin's friend.

Not saying no one had ever had this happen to them in the history of mankind. But this is also an old dirty joke that is probably more commonly repeated than acted out.

TIL "Increasing predation pressure by pinnipeds through the late Cenozoic drove Nautilus into its present-day refuge in the deep tropical Indo-West Pacific Ocean."

Neato!

Also "Cenozoic" is rather... broad... so for anyone who is curious like me, nautilus..es? Nautili? Whichever, they slowly retreated to their current habitat starting around the Oligocene to the end of the Miocene (source).

Disabled. Thanks for the tip!

Is this something people do? I thought I was accidentally on some niche hobby community but I think this is aimed at a general audience.

What kinds of things do you inventory? Everything? Electronics? Furniture? You mentioned pantry?

I hope I don't come off condescending I'm genuinely confused rn.

I am the 12 pm friend who booked a separate hotel and said I had plans in the morning so I can't meet them until 1 pm at the earliest.

I like Connect, it's been pretty good so far.

I actually liked Factor and heard about it from a podcast. It worked really well for me but I didn't keep it more than a few months because it is so expensive. If I lived alone or made more money I'd do it again.

Even the tooth tap is still no longer recommended. Both my undergrad and grad schools refused to teach/allow students to put anything in our mouths due to risks of contaminated soil.

Why? Giving soil the ol' hawk tua is way faster than digging out a water bottle from the pack.

Oh, honey, no.

I deleted paragraphs of advice because you've made up your mind and you're not actually looking for counsel.

Just know a 25 year age difference is a lot. It may work but statistically it is a terrible idea. What do you have in common aside from the class where he had authority over you? No need to answer, just think about it.

Any sexualized anime girl shirt. I don't care if she's clothed, it's cringe as fuck you're basically wearing a waifu.

You hush, I might read them...

Venture Brothers, probably. I already quote it too much. Hot dolphin!

And should not be accommodated by dictionaries.

9. I'd ask Picard about archaeology. Chakotay and I would be fascinated by his lectures for a few hours then we'd all quietly read and probably nap.

Food. Probably get a single catering size meal from a restaurant.

In the late 90s-00s a good half of the school wore hoodies and pajamas everyday. So it was 50/50 t-shirt n jeans vs hoodiejamas.

I'm with you on the pedo-staches. Ew.

Marriage material.

Ahhhhhhhhhh

You should refer to her as her nickname, Rory, since they're both Lorelei.