volvoxvsmarla @ volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee

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Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

Bro you are talking about play dough age kids here. Even if they don't stick the dough in their mouth they most certainly won't anally wash their hands after every time they play with play dough in a very defined area of the house.

That's an interesting take, wanna tell me more? (I'm sick right now and my brain cells don't function well enough to think for myself but that's unironically an interesting take)

I remember the first time I was shown a meme by a friend. She showed me a rage comic on 9 gag and I absolutely didn't get it obviously and she was desperate to explain and just said "yeah it's not that funny but when you see them often you kinda start getting what they mean" and I thought that's a stupid ass concept and wtf.

Well, here we are now. It's about 15 years later. By now I have a toddler who speaks "English" but it's basically just meme quotes in fitting situations because her parents mostly communicate in memes.

Plus, it's middle school. These kids don't really have themselves figured out yet, so constantly parroting popular memes can gain them some acceptance from their peers.

Oh crap by the time our daughter is in middle school these will be boomer memes

Some kids are already "terminally online".

I say my kid is speaking Meme. It sounds a bit nicer than terminally online. But then again she's 2 and that's her third language. I'm just not so sure I can call it English when she mostly says It Is Wednesday My Dudes, Yeah Boiiii or It's the Selcuk Turks.

I agree so much with this. Vegans are right, period. It doesn't matter whether they mind their own business or are annoying about it. It doesn't matter whether they are preachy because they preach the obviously right thing. They are right.

I'm also not a vegan and I know that I am a hypocrite every time I eat meat or have milk. I would never defend my non-vegan choices. There is absolutely no good reason for me to have steak or milk or eggs. Not in this place and time when alternatives are available everywhere.

Stop eating out.

I am embarrassed to say I've never come to this conclusion myself. But you're right. It's as simple as that. Especially since you can get a load of convenience products in a supermarket for $17.

May I add: Hitler was largely supported by the youth. Putin is mostly supported by the elderly.

I'm sorry to disappoint you there but that's not how childbirth works, even after the industrial revolution. This here might be a good start to see why a conveyor belt system isn't feasible with kids

Honestly give me a 24 hour work week with a median salary income and I'll become a birthing machine

Believe me, this will indeed be even trickier. But if she's very careful and experienced then only about 20% will land on the floor.

That's very nice of you. But I wasn't really serious, according to myheritage.com.I am 1% Japanese. If it counts, half of my family comes from an island north of Japan o_o

Thank you for breaking it down to this as well, I tried to get the comment above but this helped make a bing sound in my head

And thank you for asking in the first place

Believe me I ask this out of various experiences

Ok, follow up question. If you don't take a painkiller in the morning, how does the headache progress?

PS: Don't even get me started on getting hate from gay friends for being bi.

I was friends with a lesbian couple and they told me that both of them made sure the other one was definitely not bi when they started dating because [sic] Bis are the worst you just can't date them. Your comment reminded me of that. I'm very sorry that you felt so alone for such a long time.

Woah we used to do that when I was a kid, my dad would bathe after me. I thought we were just poor but now I guess we were just Japanese

How did she get that much water into the middle of her bedroom

Wtf Steve Buscemi is hot af

There's a meme comparing him to Angelina Jolie and while I personally don't think she's hot, a vast majority of people do, ergo Steve is objectively and undeniably the most attractive man on earth.